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Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

(Source: sarcasmfluently, via actuallyalexa)

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my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

(via tyleroakley)

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0ut-0f-the-dark:

"you kick like a girl"

really

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(via highlyunderstated)

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