May 2013
25 posts
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
Watch
timecannotberewritten:
dovahqueene:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
striderfeels:
trashboat:
could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes
the internet is a strange place
April 2013
41 posts
trillow:
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
brobecks:
“tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point
my self esteem is fucked up, my face is fucked up, my body is fucked up, my emotions are fucked up, my personality is fucked up, i’m so fucking fucked up
westbor0baptistchurch:
Me after writing one sentence of an essay.
